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1.17 - Spirit in the Night



(Brooke is looking at each girl in the line)

BROOKE: Okay. Theresa, terrible posture. Pinch that penny. Bevin, you need…a breath mint. Peyton. Nice form. And excellent betrayal of a best friend. (She keeps walking past each girl) Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. You guys! This weekend is the Classic. It's our biggest cheer competition. Aren't you sick of Clair Young and Bear Creek Warriors taking home the trophy every year? Because I am. We need to get it together here and I'm not just talking about our routine. I'm talking hair, nails…underarms, Theresa.

BEVIN: Brooke, cheerleading is supposed to be fun.

BROOKE: Yeah? Well winning's funner. And if you don't like it you can go cheer for the wrestling team. Take five.



(The squad and Mouth is sitting in the hot tub)

BEVIN: How'd you get him to open the hot tub?

BROOKE: I sweet-talked the night manager. I figured you guys could use it after reworking our entire routine tonight. Feels good doesn't it.



(The kids are unloading the bus. The cheerleaders are around Mouth)

BEVIN: Thank you so much

MOUTH: Alright. (One of the girls kisses his cheek) Hey. Wow.




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2.14 – Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows



BROOKE: Damnit, Bevin!

(Bevin is talking to Erica who leaves quickly. Bevin looks at Brooke guiltily.)

BROOKE: What was that? Did Erica just convince you to vote for her?

BEVIN: No. But, she made some good points.

BROOKE: Bevin!

BEVIN: She said that if you were elected president, that you wouldn’t have time for the cheerleading squad and you are like the best captain ever!

BROOKE: So?

BEVIN: Brooke, the cheerleading squad needs you. So much more than America does.

BROOKE: Bevin, you realize I’m not running for president of the United States, right?

(Bevin walks away confused)




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2.18 - The Lonesome Road



BROOKE: Bevin! Hi!

BEVIN: I have always imagined this room, just darker and with Lucas on the bed. Anyway, get dressed.

BROOKE: What for?

BEVIN: It's a surprise.

BROOKE: I can't, I have to work. I promised Karen I'd help her out at the café.

BEVIN: Well, the cheer squad's throwing a party tonight and you kinda need to be there. The squad has some serious concerns, Brooke. Ever since you started this whole presidency thing, you've been drifting.

BROOKE: I am still your captain, okay? I promise.

BEVIN: Then prove it. Please. We miss you.

BROOKE: Well, Karen did say she only needed me for a few hours so I guess I could do both. What do I wear to a cheer intervention anyway?

(Bevin squeals happily and they get off the bed to find something to wear.)



BEVIN: (Holding up a flier for a party.) Tell me you love me. And tell me you did not just touch that half eaten bagel.

BROOKE: No, I don't. (Shoves the plate under her nose.) Yes, I did. And why are you waving that thing around in my face?

BEVIN: Because it happens to be an invitation to the biggest party of the year.

BROOKE: Thanks, but I think I'll pass. And for the record, there have been, like, six 'biggest parties of the year’ this month, so get a new rating system.

BEVIN: But this one is a 'can't miss'.

BROOKE: And so was the last one.

BEVIN: No, the last one was a 'shouldn't miss'. Just look at the invitation and I won't say another word.

(Brooke takes the flier and gets excited)

BROOKE: This is a Courtney Ryan party. This is a can't miss!

BEVIN: Told ya. The party starts at, like, nine so meet us there around eleven thirty? (She turns to leave) Oh, and Brooke, welcome back.




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2.20 – Lifetime Piling Up



(Deleted Scene)

BEVIN: (Sings and Dances with a towel wrapped around her, mocking Brooke’s actions from earlier in the episode.)

BROOKE: You’re just jealous I thought of it first.

BEVIN: So is it true you guys did it like right there in the shower?

BROOKE: Yeah. And in the weight room, and in the equipment locker.

BEVIN: (Whispers) Oh my gosh. (To Brooke) You rock. I mean, Nathan is such a hottie.

(Brooke rolls her eyes and walks away)




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3.05 - A Multitude of Casualties



RACHEL: Okay, we're done. (Holds a mirror in front of Bevin's face) Do you see how the tendrils frame her face?

BEVIN: Oh my god, I look so hot. Thanks, Rach. God, you rock.

RACHEL: No, Bev, you rock.



BROOKE: We go on in ten minutes. Where is everybody?

PEYTON: Brooke, chill. They’re gonna be here.

(The squad enters, giggling and holding cups of coffee)

BROOKE: Where the hell have you been? You almost missed the routine!

RACHEL: Sorry, Brooke. I treated the team to a little pre-show beverage. Bought you one.

BROOKE: No, thanks.

BEVIN: Brooke, relax. It’s okay.

BROOKE: No, it is not okay.

BROOKE: First of all, this is my squad! Second, (she looks down and sees that Bevin isn’t wearing her bloomers) Bevin, where are your cheer bloomers?

BEVIN: I’m trying something new.




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3.06 - Locked Hearts and Hand Grenades



Ashley: You liar! You knew I was going to ask Fede out and you sniped him!

Bevin: Just cause he was at your cart doesn't mean I can't grab him before you get to the check out line.

Ashley: Yea? Check this out.

Bevin: Oh no, no you don't.

Lucas: I can fantasize about this.

Brooke: Bevin! Ashley! Stop!



(The squad is having a meeting)

Ashley: Bevin knows I like Fede

Bevin: Too bad Fede's not into whores



BROOKE: Okay, here’s the rules of the Fantasy Boy draft. Once you pick a guy he’s yours for the season, which means he’s off the market and no one else can touch him. You got it Bevin? Ashley?

HALEY: (Holds up a compact) What are these for?

BROOKE: I’m glad you asked trial separation girl. Open em up. The number on your compact will determine where you are in the draft order.

BEVIN: What's to stop us from just dating whoever we want even with this little draft thingy?

BROOKE: Good question Bevin. Of course you'd be kicked off the squad or worse.

BEVIN: Like how worse?

BROOKE: Like what's to keep me from telling the whole school that one of you was left handcuffed in Thomas' bed for seven hours waiting for a locksmith? Or that at the Sparkle Classic last year, one of you had a little too much to drink and made out with another one of you? Or that scar on a certain someone's back isn't really from falling off her bike but was one of those little baby spine tails that the doctors had to lop off after she was born? (Bevin looks embarrassed) In other words, Honor, code of silence. You all keep the rules of the code, I keep silent about all the dirt I have on you. Break the rules and it’s social suicide. Final rule, at anytime in the season you are not happy with your draft picks, you can trade with someone else. Okay? Let’s count out our numbers starting from one.

PEYTON: One.

BROOKE: Way to go P. Sawyer with pick numero uno. Right behind ya with number two. Who’s got three?

BEVIN: Three.

HALEY: Uh, four.

RACHEL: Five.

BROOKE: Hmm.

PEYTON: So wait, once we pick our guy then what happens?

BROOKE: It’s up to you.



BROOKE: Bevin!

BEVIN: Hi

BROOKE: So why wasn't Rachel scouting for the fantasy draft today?

BEVIN: She said she didn't have too, she already knows whose she's gonna pick

BROOKE: And who might that be?

BEVIN: She kinda made me promise I wouldn't tell anybody

BROOKE: Ok Bev, I know you guys have become best friends? And that's cool (Brooke takes off her necklace) you probably want to be loyal (Brooke starts swinging the necklace back and forth in front of Bevin) not betray her.

BEVIN: Chris Keller

BROOKE: Wait Chris Keller?

BEVIN: Yea, Rachel met him at the record store. She's got a thing for musicians. Plus she said he was really, really sweet

(Skills notices Bevin staring at him)

SKILLS: You wanna touch it?

BEVIN: No I was just um…

SKILLS: Come on. Come on, check out my assets. Touch the Skills Heels

BEVIN: (Squeezing his rear end) Oooh.

SKILLS: You know Skills got 2 L's in it right?



BBEVIN: Hi Haley

HALEY: Hey

BEVIN: I was just wondering how you things with you and Nathan?

HALEY: Uh, complicated, but I'm not gonna give up on him.

BEVIN: You go Hales! Good you for. (Shouts back to the squad) He's a no go girls!

HALEY: Bevin! Nathan's my husband! You can't seriously be thinking of drafting him!



(Rachel looks at Bevin’s necklace)

BEVIN: Brooke gave it to me.

(The girls are choosing their draft picks)

BEVIN: Okay Brooke, you're next.

HALEY: Oh Brooke, we need to talk since Peyton…

BROOKE: No, not now Haley. I pick Chris Keller. Ha.

ASHLEY: Chris Keller goes to Brooke.

BROOKE: Bevin you’re next.

BEVIN: Uh, actually I…

RACHEL: There’s been a trade.

BROOKE: What?

RACHEL: Well you said we could trade so Bevin traded me her number three pick and I pick Lucas.

AHLEY: Lucas Scott to Rachel.

BROOKE: She what?

HALEY: I pick Nathan.

BROOKE: Wait.

ASHLEY: Nathan’s got Haley.

BEVIN: I get Skills.

ASHLEY: Skills to Bevin.

BROOKE: Wait! (The rest of the girls shout out who they want)

BEVIN: This is awesome. Everyone got who they wanted. Good idea Brooke.

RACHEL: (whispers to Brooke) Super.



BROOKE: Bevin… what the hell was going through your size 2 brain?

BEVIN: You said we could trade.

BROOKE: Why is she wearing my necklace?

BEVIN: Because that was part of the trade.

BROOKE: Okay, why would you trade your 3rd pick and my necklace for Rachel's 5th pick?

BEVIN: Duh, Brooke 5 is more than 3. (Bevin thinks it over) Oh. It made total sense when Rachel explained it.




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3.07 - Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends



SKILLS: First round draft reporting for duty

BEVIN: Hey Skills. Come on in.

SKILLS: (Looking around the house) Oh yeah, this a good one.

BEVIN: My parents are out of town for the night, so I was thinking we’d stay in and watch a movie, maybe have a couple drinks? Is that ok?

SKILLS: Ok? That’s better than ok ma, this is perfect.

BEVIN: Thanks. So anyways, I was thinking we could watch The Notebook.

SKILLS: How bout I just watch you, and you can watch whatever it’s called.

BEVIN: The Notebook. Oh my god you haven’t seen it? It’s only like the best movie ever! Trust me.

SKILLS: Alright, whatever you say Devin.

BEVIN: Bevin

SKILLS: Yeah. Yeah that too.



BEVIN: Are you gonna watch the movie?

SKILLS: I would, but I can’t stop watching you.

BEVIN: Okay here. (Bevin kisses Skills) There’s more of that if you watch the movie.

SKILLS: Lets watch this damn movie then. (Bevin is kissing Skills’ neck)

SKILLS: What? He building that house and he don’t even know if she coming back?

(Bevin pulls Skills to kiss him)

SKILLS: Wait wait wait wait wait.

BEVIN: I’m gonna get a drink.

SKILLS: (Watching the movie intently) Yeah, you write those letters dog! Write em!



BEVIN: Did you like the movie Skills?

SKILLS: Its just so much love. Just so much love.

BEVIN: Aw, it’s ok! That’s just the power of The Notebook. Do you want me to drive you home? Or we could go upstairs and make out.

SKILLS: Can we cuddle a little first?

BEVIN: Sure



Bevin: (Talking on the phone) He was really sweet! I totally Notebooked him




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Episode 3.14 - All Tomorrow's Parties



RACHEL: Alright girls. One hour for check in, everyone assembled for practice at 3, break at 6, final rehearsal 8:30. Lights out at 10.

BEVIN: You know, Brooke was never this strict. She always let us do what we wanted before the competition.

RACHEL: Do I look like Brooke to you? Thank god no.

BEVIN: Well, I don't feel good (Fake coughs) I'm gonna go try and squeeze in a nap.



CHEERLEADER: (Knocks on door) Bevin, let me in.

BEVIN: (Opens the door ajar) I can’t. I have an enormous fever and you're gonna have to stay with someone else.

(Bevin shuts door in Cheerleaders face)

BEVIN: Thanks for driving out for the weekend.

SKILLS: Damn baby, you look hot.

BEVIN: Oh no, I don't really have a fever! That was a lie!



RACHEL: Bevin quit making an L before you do that move.

BEVIN: It's the only way I can remember its left and not right.

RACHEL: Well stop… it looks like your making the loser sign.

(Bevin holds up her left hand to make the "loser" sign and another cheerleader corrects her.)

(Peyton and Haley enter the room)

HALEY: Hey you guys, I'm sorry we're late

BEVIN: (Runs up to hug them) Ah thank god you guys are here. Where's Brooke?

HALEY: Brooke got delayed at the fashion show. She's not coming.

RACHEL: Well we'll just have to forge ahead without her. Alright team, everyone to your rooms, lets get some rest for tomorrow.

BEVIN: Gotta rest. So sleepy! Bye.



BEVIN: (On the phone to Rachel) Hey, it’s Bevin. Peyton's not in her room right now, unlike me who’s totally asleep. Anyway if you see her will you tell her she's bunking with you?

RACHEL: Why?

BEVIN: Because Haley switched rooms with Lucas so she could be with Nathan, now Lucas is in Peyton's room because Brooke's not coming, but of course we cant put a girl in with Lucas, especially Peyton. So Lucas goes there, Peyton goes in with you. Chelsea's staying with Ashley cause I'm really sick (fake coughs) Long story short Peyton's in with you and Lucas is alone in her room.

RACHEL: Ok yea fine I'll tell her. Oh yea, tell Skills hi for me.

BEVIN: Rachel says hey. Wait a minute, oh well. You ready for a swim?

SKILLS: Yeah, the Jacuzzi look real good.

BEVIN: Well let’s swim first.

SKILLS: Naw, I'm good.

BEVIN: Skills, come on. Oh my god, do you not know how to swim?

SKILLS: What the hell kinda question is that? Do I not know how to swim? It’s cause I'm black, huh? So you think all black people just scared of water?

BEVIN: I'm so sorry. Of course you can swim.

SKILLS: Actually I cant, but you know.

BEVIN: Well I'm getting in.

(She takes off her robe revealing her bikini)

SKILLS: Swimming, huh? Well how hard can it be? (They get into the pool) Damn baby you smell like a candy shop or something.

BEVIN: Vanilla body spray, sparkle classic swipe bag.

SKILLS: Yeah, but you sure you want to wash off all that sweetness, baby? We can go somewhere just stay dry.

BEVIN: Skills, come on. You have to trust me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. Do you remember when we saw Titanic?

SKILLS: Uh huh.

BEVIN: I'll never let you go.

SKILLS: That's easy for you to say cause the girl lived, but the dude, his ass drowned.

BEVIN: Come on.



(Bevin is supporting Skills’ back as he floats in the water)

BEVIN: See, its not so bad is it? You wanna try it by yourself?

SKILLS: Actually I'm not ready for you to let go just yet.

BEVIN: Okay, but we can go upstairs whenever you want.

SKILLS: You know what, I am kinda tired from all this floating.

BEVIN: Well just so you know there’s only 1 bed. I hope you’re cool with that.

SKILLS: It’s not a waterbed is it?




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3.10 – Brave New World



BROOKE: Bevin, you’re late! And what are those?

BEVIN: Cookies!

BROOKE: Not those. (Looks at children.) Those, little people thingies!

BEVIN: This is my brother, Tommy, my sister, Tara, and my nieces, Jodi and Kate. I promised I’d baby sit them today. Aren’t they cute?

BROOKE: (Points to Rachel.) And what the hell is she doing here?

BEVIN: Oh, I called her. You said to round up the squad.

BROOKE: (To Bevin) I didn’t mean Rachel. (To Rachel) You missed the tutorial.

BEVIN: I missed the tutorial.




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3.17 – Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them



BEVIN: They expected two hundred people at his wake, they got like two thousand.

JUNK: People loved Keith, you know.




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3.18 – When it Isn’t Like it Should Be



(Bevin and Rachel drive up to Lucas’s house)

RACHEL: Hey party people!

BEVIN: (To Skills) Hey, baby! You ready to conquer the great outdoors?

SKILLS: If you say so.

NATHAN: That doesn’t sound very enthusiastic.

BEVIN: Yeah, Skills isn’t really the outdoor type.

PEYTON: That’s okay. Pete isn’t either and he’s still gonna try to meet us out there.

HALEY: Who’s Pete?

BEVIN: (Whispers to Rachel) Fall Out Boy.

BROOKE: He’s Peyton’s imaginary friend.

PEYTON: Brooke, he’s not imaginary. You saw us together at the concert.

BROOKE: And now he loves you. (Brooke puts Peyton’s bag in the trunk) Wasn’t it nice of Pete to put your bag in the car?

PEYTON: You guys, he’s coming!

SKILLS: Hey, you know what? Kanye rollin’ through, too.

(Mouth helps Skills put his suitcase into the trunk)

BEVIN: Skills, we are only gonna be gone for two nights. What is in that thing?

SKILLS: Look, baby, if I’m gonna be in the middle of the woods I need all my stuff; CD, DVD, MP3, my pillow.

PEYTON: Wait, wait, wait. You know we’re not staying in the woods, there’s a cabin.

RACHEL: Think less rustic.

SKILLS: How much less rustic?

(Skills tries to close the trunk door. Everyone laughs.)



(Bevin and Skills are walking to the Jacuzzi as Brooke is leaving.)

BROOKE: Hi guys. Have you seen Lucas?

BEVIN: Yeah. He’s out in the woods driving ATMs with Nathan and Mouth.

BROOKE: Oh, did he say when he was gonna be back, cause I need him for… something.

BEVIN: Anything we can help you with?

BROOKE: No, this definitely requires Lucas. I’m gonna take a nap… before dinner. Just… bye. (Brooke walks off quickly)

BEVIN: (To Skills) She was horny, right?

SKILLS: Oh yeah, definitely.

BEVIN: You ready to get in?

SKILLS: Maybe for a few minutes. You know, the Hornets are about to play the Rockets and I really wanna check out that big screen.

BEVIN: But wouldn’t you rather check out my big screen?

SKILLS: That really don’t make no sense, but somehow I don’t care.



(Bevin and Skills are walking through the woods)

BEVIN: So, that’s an Oak Tree. And over there, that’s a Slippery Elm, or, to use its Latin name, Ulmus Rubes Mole.

SKILLS: Right, that’s great, baby. Look, we been walkin’ for a while now. Shouldn’t we drop breadcrumbs or something?

BEVIN: Hey, look, badger droppings!

SKILLS: Yeah, baby look, I’m not lookin’ at that!

BEVIN: Skills, relax. I have an awesome sense of direction. I always know where north is.

SKILLS: Right, north, huh?

BEVIN: Yep.

SKILLS: Okay, I got a little experiment. Close your eyes.

(Skills spins Bevin in circles)

BEVIN: Wee

(Skills stops her)

SKILLS: Now open your eyes. Now point north again.

BEVIN: (points straight ahead) There! North. Ha!

SKILLS: Before when you pointed, you pointed that way. (Points in opposite direction)

BEVIN: Nuh-uh.

SKILLS: Yes you did. Before, when you pointed, those berries was on your left hand side. Now which side they on?

BEVIN: Skills, I said I’m good with directions, not this whole left/right thingy.

SKILLS: Great. So we lost. I don’t know how I let you talk me into this, man.

(Skills walks away and Bevin stomps after him)



(Bevin approaches Skills who is sitting on a log)

BEVIN: Skills, what are you doing? We have to keep walking.

SKILLS: For what, so we can get more lost than we already are? Look baby, let’s just stay put. Once it gets dark somebody’ll come looking for us.

BEVIN: Okay, I’ll make a campfire.

SKILLS: With what?

BEVIN: Girl Scout Motto: always come prepared. (Takes out a match box)

SKILLS: Okay.

BEVIN: The fire will keep us warm, and attract the rescue helicopters.

(Bevin gathers wood)

SKILLS: Look at my baby. Look at the little scout.

BEVIN: These matches are pretty old, but… (Lights match) they still work. (The match blows out)

SKILLS: Okay, cool. Let’s see the fire.

(Bevin looks in the empty matchbox)

SKILLS: What?

BEVIN: That was the last one.



(Lucas stands on the front porch aiming a flashlight into the woods)

LUCAS: Bevin! Skills!

(Bevin and Skills march through the trees)

LUCAS: (Shouting from a distance) Bevin! Skills!

SKILLS: You hear that?

BEVIN: What?

SKILLS: That voice. Sounds like Lucas.

BEVIN: (Looks around) Where is that light coming from?

(The two follow the direction of the light)

LUCAS: Skills! Bevin! Skills! Bevin!

(Bevin and Skills come into the clearing in front of the cabin.)

SKILLS: Man, that is Lucas!

LUCAS: you guys coming to dinner, or what?

SKILLS: You mean to tell me that house been there the whole damn time?

BEVIN: I told you I knew where north was!



(The group is sitting in the den playing a game of “I Never”)

RACHEL: Okay, my turn. I never got caught ‘Brooke-ing’ myself in the bedroom yesterday.

BROOKE: You said you weren’t gonna tell!

RACHEL: Well, we didn’t shake on it.

PEYTON: Whoa, whoa, wait. ‘Brooke-ing’ yourself, what is that?

BROOKE: It’s-

PEYTON: Oh. Oh no! Ew.

(Everyone laughs)

BROOKE: Okay!

RACHEL: Come on, Brooke. Drink up.

(Brooke drinks. Bevin takes a sip of her wine as well)

SKILLS: Wait, hold on, Bevin why you drinking? Do you even know that that means?

BEVIN: M-hm. I ‘Brooke’ myself all the time.

(Everyone laughs. Bevin and Rachel “cheers”)

SKILLS: She keep on talkin’ like that, I’m gonna have to ‘Brooke’ myself.

BROOKE: Okay! (All laugh) Can we please stop calling it that?



(Bevin walks up behind Skills and wraps her arms around him)

BEVIN: Thank you.

SKILLS: For what?

BEVIN: I know you didn’t want to come here, Skills, but you did anyway.

SKILLS: Of course I did, ma. You my shorty.

BEVIN: Oh, I always wanted to be someone’s shorty.




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3.21 – Over the Hills and Far Away



(Brooke and Peyton are talking. Bevin interrupts.)

BEVIN: Peyton, Naley’s here.



(Bevin approaches Brooke and Lucas)

BEVIN: Small problem. Skills is sick, and he’s supposed to be in the first scene with me. Fergie said he’d fill in, but I don’t think anyone’s gonna buy him as Nathan, cause, you know… (Bevin leans in close to Brooke and whispers) his hair.

(Brooke snickers)

BROOKE: Um, you know what, I think it’s gonna be fine. Just give him a set of lines. Lucas, here’s yours. It’s show time.



(Bevin and Fergie act out Nathan and Haley’s first date)

BEVIN (as Haley): So you’re Nathan Scott, Mr. big shot basketball player. I don’t trust you, and I’m totally not into you, and I’m just tutoring you so you’ll leave my best friend, Lucas, alone.

FERGIE (as Nathan): Damn baby, that is one ugly ass poncho. (He opens a Cracker Jack box) Yo, check it out. (Puts a bracelet onto Bevin’s wrist) Don’t say I never gave you no bling. (They kiss.)